83,689,738,832,367 Emails Needed...

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  1. roundabout

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    ... to be sent in order to pay off the US national debt.

    Source: http://www.email-marketing-reports.com/iland/2009/08/8-email-statistics-to-use-at-parties.html

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    Petition To ____(insert domain here)___POSTMASTER_____

    I, ___INSERT NAME_____, would like to enroll in the SAVE OUR US NATIONAL DEBT Program. I will
    contribute ___INSERT NUMBER____ (select one) MILLION/BILLION emails toward our goal of
    83,689,738,832,367 marketing emails needed.

    My IP Ranges are ___INSERT RANGE(S)______. Please email me upon whitelisting confirmation, and
    I will begin this difficult but not impossible tasking of earning revenue to complete this goal.

    I will provide you with logins and passwords for the network account I'll be using to mail, and you can
    be rest assured 100% of all proceeds will go to this very important cause.

    Please be sure to turn off anti-spam filters, throttles/rate-limiting for my IPs as I begin this challenge,
    and as always, be sure to turn off all blacklisting checks until our goal has been met.

    Sincerely,

    A concerned US citizen.

    CC: [email protected]
     
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