A blind man joke

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Now, was it phunny?

  1. No

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  2. Yes, little bit

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  3. Was lame

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  1. Data4marketers Inc.

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    A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar in London, England by mistake.

    He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the barkeep, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given you are blind, to tell you you're in a girls biker bar and you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously 'Mister', do you still wanna tell that joke? "

    The blind man thinks for a minute, sighs, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, it's a good joke, but not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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    Nice one:)

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