Confusing...? How & Where to Begin and may be Coaching???

Hello and How Are You all Doing?

MODERATORS PLEASE DELETE THIS POST "IF YOU THINK Its INAPPROPRIATE" i am fine with it. I don't want to ruin the MailerForum's reputation because of this.......

First of all, I'd to sincerely "Thank You" to the owner/owners for having this AMAZING, AWESOME, and INCREDIBLE MailerForum.

Secondly, I'd to apologize to all the WONDERFUL Moderators and EVERYONE in here if I am breaking any rules & if I did...PLEASE FORGIVE ME and Delete this post immediately as I mentioned above.

Lastly, English is my third language. Please Forgive and Correct me if am confusing THE SHIT OUT OF you.

So here we go..........
I Joined M.F. since May, 10, 2013. Since then, Everyday and sometime all day...I've been reading and learning everything I can about "Bulk Mailing" in M.F and browsed through many different categories, but it all seems very CONFUSING, ANGRY, HATING MYSELF, . because I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHERE TO BEGIN.

Here are the stories about me:
Offline Business:
All my life here in the U.S. I've been doing "Offline Businesses". Self-Employed, Entrepreneur and making a very good money and living a good live, but after the economic crisis I lost all my businesses, but still have some good amount of money saved up for the raining day. I then spent another 2 yrs trying to start another offline business and a few other different niches but it all failed...but still have some money left a hurricane day.

Online Business:
So now I started to rearing toward the online business. Due to my resourceful and connections I have oversea "I found the niche", I self studied and created an eCommerce site on my own. I then start selling "Dietary Supplement Products" shipped from oversea net profit $8k-$15k a day using Google Adwords, MNS, & Yahoo Ads. So I had it running for over 6 months. Then one day, the FDA showed at my door and that was the end of my business. BTW, this product "Really Works & Help to Shed the Pounds Fast and For GOOD if u r maintain your regular exercise after you finished the pills cause it came from all natural herbs....Anyway. All the FDA crabs were about politics, because FDA is NOT working for the government but hire by all the Pharmaceutical Companies.
so they starting to see the trend of this product was claiming up the hill and they got me shut down due to oversea products.

With the money I got left and then started focusing on ONLINE BUSINESS. I spent anywhere from 8 to 13 hours day all day almost every day online finding the way to make money online; Its also caused me "Break Up Relationship with my Girl"

I tried many different programs, from creating products, Facebook marketing, Craigslist and BackPage posting, Google Adsense,"made a few cents and sometime $1-$3 a day on Niche sites "but all Sites went down the hill cause of Too many Google Algorithms constantly changed", Ebay , Amazon selling "Can't compete from China"

So bought many ebooks, coaching and spent countless of hours: Nothing seem to working out for me. Then started doing some investing in Futures, Stock and Forex...Lost a lot of money those. Found someone on Craigslist looking for investor "Invested in Cannabis Dispensary Clinics "Got Shut Down". Invested in friend business "Took the money and Gone". on top of all these, there are still 6 different people still owe me money over $250k cash, "NOT ONE OF THEM PAYING BACK" and 2 of them told me OFF "Go AHEAD & SUE ME", but i haven't done that. These 2 guys were the one crying their heart out when they were loosing their houses, cars, and no food on the table and about to lose their marriage because of money. at the end...."THEY ALL GOT ME REAL GOOD'. why? because of MY WEAKNESS: AM TOO EASY TO TRUST PEOPLE"

I am here sharing my 5 yrs of EMBARRASSING stories. I AM NOT HERE TO CRY OVER A SPILLED MILK and I DON'T WANT NONE OF YOU FEELING SORRY FOR ME AT ALL................ BUT AM HERE FOR YOUR VALUABLE ADVICES, GUIDANCE, COMMENTS or COACHING MAY BE?

PLEASE HELP ME.....HOW & WHERE FOR ME TO BEGIN. I AM A HARD WORKING PERSON AND WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. "COME HIGH OR LOW WATER? RAIN OR SHINE? I WILL BE THERE.......TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. I WILL GIVE IT ALL I GOT WITH 110% OF MY ABILITY.

I WANT TO LEARN EVERYTHING & BREAK INTO "Bulk Mailing Business". and "YES" I know there is "NO SUCH THING IS A FREE LUNCH"
I will compensate for your Valuable Time and Even Give up my 50% or MORE of my profit for you DAY IN & DAY OUT or MONTH IN AND MONTH OUT.....YOU MAKE THE CALL.

May God Be With You and Bless You All !!!!

Very Best Regards,
Andrew

 

Your post looks like a Nigerian scam email. "May God Be with You And Bless You All".

The most I can tell you is that "Bulk Mailing" has different sub-categories to it and there will always be different frustrations and issues when starting out in my case as well as some others people have taken others under their wing and showed the the ropes for awhile.

We were lucky enough to have been given that opportunity.

In your case you're not going to be handed a guide on how to mail or how to make profit from it ( Not unless you wanna pay for one of those random online courses ).

But basically to slim it down the first steps are to learn learn learn not every resource on mailing is going to be found at this forum nor is anyone going to hand it to you google exists and is used on the everyday basis for a reason,
I'm sure there are noobie starting guides around here that explain the differences between GI/Big4/BB and etc.

I'd say choose which route you're going to go down and how you're going to handle it first, then actually start learning about that specific thing.

That's about all the advice I have to give I myself am not an expert when it comes to mailing I'm still getting the grasp of a lot of concepts to it, I happened to pick things up a lot faster then most people due to my expertise in other industries but that's about it there's still a lot of concepts I lack and lessons I haven't learned.

Edit:
Here are some of the various resources this forum has to offer you which should hep you get a grasp on things...

http://www.mailerforum.com/forum/showthread.php?1304-Email-Glossary

http://www.mailerforum.com/forum/sh...quot-Will-I-succeed-at-Mailing-quot-Self-Test

http://www.mailerforum.com/forum/showthread.php?3654-Warming-Your-IPs-in-4-Steps

http://www.mailerforum.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?52-Diaries-amp-Journals

http://www.mailerforum.com/forum/showthread.php?3190-Initial-start-up-post-Journal

 

PermaNull:
Thank you so much for your quick respond. I am sorry if my post sounds like "Nigerian scam email" but I didn't mean it to be in that way at all. Just so many bad things happened to me since the last 5 yrs.

Am a legit person and trying to make a living on an Online World, I am appreciated for your "Time & Valuable suggestions".

I understand there is NO such thing as a guide or bulk mailing technique that can be easily hand over to me...I tried and tried...google it but nothing can be found. May be am I not using the right keywords.

Am browsing and going the forum's categories and sub, but still confusing and information overload....

Again, Thank you....I will definitely read and study all the links you suggested.

 

Honestly, I didn't mean it sounded like you were scamming I was making note to the poor quality of your writing out of humor.

On a personal note if you're going to make it in this world/industry learn to write better something most networks will look for in this industry is someone who is actually interested in forming a business and in such can act professionally which means having the ability to write professionally.

With that being said you don't have too much a future in this industry until you reform such,

Yes I understand English isn't your primary language but maybe before you start trying to get into a business where pretty much everyone speaks English from my experience (Or where the guides/advice you're going to find will be in English) you should take time to sit down and actually reform not only your own writing but reading skills.

 

PermaNull - watch what you say and who you say it to. It seems like Speedy is trying and is just looking for advice/guidance to get started. Pointing out his language barrier and telling him that he doesn't stand a chance if he isn't professional isn't just a load of horse shit it's flat - out asshole. Remember, you have some crazy nonsense thrown around in here that could lead someone to question how professional you really are.

Think before you chime in is what I'm saying. You're very wet behind the ears and would be better off seen but not heard.

Speedy - I understand your struggles and I'm sure others can relate. So, the best piece of advice i could give you is don't listen to permanull. ( kidding - but not, really) .

Speedy, if you are as eager and willing as you state in your post PM me i might be able to help. I've been needing someone to help with the day to day trivial work and it would be a way to learn what you need to move forward.

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Another MF work-slave added to Erbux's labor force... lol

 

In no way did I say he wasn't going to get anywhere, nor did I say I was any more professional then anyone here.
But I do get your point I was just offering a hand of advice, and even stated I was no expert.

I've got my own problems with my writing and I acknowledge and try to correct them at all times just to improve/better myself and I was giving the same advice to him.

First impression is key and when someone talks to you primarily via the interwebz their first impression becomes the style of your writing in my personal opinion, I just think having a professional looking writing style could get you further to begin with.

All of that aside I was honestly trying to help.

P.S. Why didn't you offer me a position on your slave force when I was starting out? lol.

 

Thank you for the advices. I am trying everyday to improve my skill. I rather know the truth...Thanks for your honesty.......

 

Roundabout:

You are a funny man.........lol. Thanks for reading my post.

 

Pistol ammo is expensive and hard to come by these days. If i was dealing with you 40 hours a week i think I'd have to eat more than one bullet to get the job done.

 

Erbux:

I love the comments and your supports.
I am very eager to learn as much as i can.......and die trying. Thank you so much for the offer.

I believe in Karma:
If you DO good things to other, you will eventually RECEIVE many good thing backs. "Good Karma"
If You DO bad things to others, You will eventually Get punished 10 x more than what you did to them. "Bad Karma".

YOU ARE the "Good Karma". The people above us seeing it.......thank you.

 

Believe me, I have a decent size pile of bad karma. Send me a private message if you want.

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Erbux:

PM sent.

Your Quote: "I have a decent size pile of bad karma": and this is why you are trying to make it up now?????? LOL. Just kidding..lol

By reading your POSITIVE attitude and comments, plus u r willing to help others......I THINK YOU HAVE A WHOLE GOOD LOAD OF "GOOD KARMA" THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE.......

I am sincerely ............Thank You

 

Hello everyone........

Thank you for reading my post........

It's NOT a sin when u Got Knocked Down, but It's a sin when u got back up and DO NOTHING about it-forgot author.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but when it is presented to you, you***8217;ve got to seize the opportunity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"forgot who"

I am getting back up and seize for any opportunity....

 

SpeedyMailer;24031]Hello everyone........

Thank you for reading my post........

It's NOT a sin when u Got Knocked Down, but It's a sin when u got back up and DO NOTHING about it-forgot author.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door, but when it is presented to you, you've got to seize the opportunity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"forgot who"

I am getting back up and seize for any opportunity....

 

These quotes sound like something from a fortune cookie...

 

Hey RoudAbout:

how are you doing?

LOL...i know ha???? it probably from some type of motivation books I read along ago.
but you gonna admit, those are good quotes at least it applying to my personal life

 

Makes me hungry for some Shrimp Lo Mien or Pepper Steak!! << this should drag Push into this thread!! lol

 

Thread sabotage FTW...

 

Ask and you shall receive!! Yumm :eating: