Funny Ass REPLY TO - Share yours here

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  1. gspot

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    Ok, we've all seen them, those REPLY TO responses and while most of them are tame and include the usual responses like, STOP, Fuck off, Fuck off and die. Every now-and-then you get one that makes you laugh, for Christ sake its just email people:shot: So here is your chance to share the ones you believe deserve to go down in history.


    You people are sick . You must be Obama followers . If you didn't pay in you should get nothing from Social Security . Quit sending me your shit .
     
  2. DKPMO

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    How Do You Process Manual Replies?

    A more relevant question should be what is the best way to handle such manual replies. Options -

    1) Discard / ignore them all
    2) Automatically register them as complainers and unsubscribe / add to DNE
    3) Try to do some "intelligent" processing to categorize / differentiate them

    What do you guys do / recommend? I am sure there will be people to advocate for every category here.
     
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    This is where you can have a lot of fun with triggered autoresponses.:fight:
     
  4. gspot

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    Hey DKPMO, good question but this thread is more for posting ridiculous "reply-to" But to answer your questions:

    1- NEVER ignore them, as a mailer it's in your best interest to get rid of all screamers and complainers. The quicker you get them unsubed the better.
    2- Don't automatically unsub them, most people have automated replies and there is no need to get rid of potentially good data.
    3- Best thing to do is to create a filter or script with commonly used terms i'e Stop, no more messages, fuck off...etc and have those automatically unsubed.
     
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    I wouldn't waste any time on Auto-responders for reply-to's, best to unsub and move on :ridinghorse:
     
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    yeah, there are just a few very specific ones I like to fuck with.:)
     
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    delete FROM [TABLE1-FINAL]
    WHERE

    (EMAIL LIKE '%abuse%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%remove%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%unsubscribe%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%cancel%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%spam%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%fuck%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%shit%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE 'fag@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%faggot%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE 'uce@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%cocksucker%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%cunt%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%delete%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%take me off%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%take_me_off%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%takemeoff%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%off your list%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%off_your_list%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%offyourlist%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%no more mail%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%no_more_mail%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%nomoremail%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%no more email%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%no_more_email%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%nomoreemail%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%stop emailing%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%stop_emailing%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%stopemailing%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE 'homo@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%queer%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%stupid%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%dumb%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%retard%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%scum%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE 'liar@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE 'liars@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE 'crap@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%bastard%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%never signed up%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%never_signed_up%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%neversignedup%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE 'dont@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%test%') OR
    (EMAIL like '%penis%') or
    (EMAIL like '%cock%') or
    (EMAIL LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%bait%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%dickhead%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%fart%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%gotcha%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%hitman%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%jackal%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%seed%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%sniper%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%spoon%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%stalker%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%sucker%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%trash%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '00%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%007%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%admin%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%bait%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%datapurchased%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%datasold%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%getmeoff%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%godsmack%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%gotcha%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%hawk%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%postmaster%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%remove%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%root%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%s_p_a_m%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%s-p-a-m%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%stealth%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%support%@%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%takemeoff%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%throwaway%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%tracker%') OR
    (EMAIL LIKE '%webmaster%@%') OR
    -- MORE FOR MAILING
    (EMAIL LIKE '%"%') or
    (EMAIL LIKE '%,%') or
    (EMAIL LIKE '%/%') or



    (FNAME LIKE '%abuse%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%remove%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%unsubscribe%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%cancel%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%spam%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%fuck%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%shit%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE 'fag%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%faggot%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE 'uce') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%cocksucker%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%cunt%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%delete%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%take me off%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%take_me_off%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%takemeoff%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%off your list%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%off_your_list%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%offyourlist%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%no more mail%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%no_more_mail%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%nomoremail%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%no more email%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%no_more_email%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%nomoreemail%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%stop emailing%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%stop_emailing%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%stopemailing%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE 'homo%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%queer%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%stupid%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%dumb%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%retard%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%scum%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%motherfucker%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%liar%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%liars%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%crap%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%bastard%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%never signed up%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%never_signed_up%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%neversignedup%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE 'dont') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%test%') OR
    (FNAME like '%penis%') or
    (FNAME like '%cock%') or
    (FNAME LIKE 'ass') OR
    (FNAME LIKE 'friend') OR
    (FNAME LIKE 'internet') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%[0-9]%') or
    (FNAME like '%penis%') or
    (FNAME like '%cock%') or
    (FNAME LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%bait%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%dickhead%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%fart%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%gotcha%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%hitman%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%jackal%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%seed%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%sniper%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%spoon%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%stalker%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%sucker%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%trash%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%tracker%') OR
    (FNAME LIKE '%007%') OR
    -- MORE FOR MAILING
    (FNAME LIKE '%"%') or
    (FNAME LIKE '%,%') or
    (FNAME LIKE '%/%') or


    (LNAME LIKE '%abuse%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%remove%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%unsubscribe%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%cancel%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%spam%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%fuck%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%shit%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE 'fag%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%faggot%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE 'uce') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%cocksucker%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%cunt%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%delete%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%take me off%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%take_me_off%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%takemeoff%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%off your list%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%off_your_list%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%offyourlist%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%no more mail%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%no_more_mail%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%nomoremail%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%no more email%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%no_more_email%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%nomoreemail%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%stop emailing%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%stop_emailing%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%stopemailing%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE 'homo%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%queer%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%stupid%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%dumb%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%retard%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%scum%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%motherfucker%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%liar%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%liars%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%crap%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%bastard%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%never signed up%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%never_signed_up%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%neversignedup%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE 'dont') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%test%') OR
    (LNAME like '%penis%') or
    (LNAME like '%cock%') or
    (LNAME LIKE 'ass') OR
    (LNAME LIKE 'friend') OR
    (LNAME LIKE 'internet') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%[0-9]%') or
    (LNAME like '%penis%') or
    (LNAME like '%cock%') or
    (LNAME LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%bait%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%dickhead%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%fart%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%gotcha%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%hitman%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%jackal%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%seed%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%sniper%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%spoon%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%stalker%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%sucker%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%trash%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%tracker%') OR
    (LNAME LIKE '%007%') OR
    -- MORE FOR MAILING
    (LNAME LIKE '%"%') or
    (LNAME LIKE '%,%') or
    (LNAME LIKE '%/%') or


    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%abuse%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%remove%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%unsubscribe%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%cancel%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%spam%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%fuck%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%shit%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE 'fag%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%faggot%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE 'uce') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%cocksucker%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%cunt%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%delete%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%take me off%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%take_me_off%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%takemeoff%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%off your list%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%off_your_list%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%offyourlist%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%no more mail%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%no_more_mail%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%nomoremail%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%no more email%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%no_more_email%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%nomoreemail%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%stop emailing%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%stop_emailing%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%stopemailing%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE 'homo%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%queer%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%stupid%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%dumb%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%retard%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%scum%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%motherfucker%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%liar%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%liars%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%crap%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%bastard%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%never signed up%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%never_signed_up%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%neversignedup%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE 'dont') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%test%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 like '%penis%') or
    (ADDRESS1 like '%cock%') or
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE 'ass') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE 'friend') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE 'internet') OR
    (ADDRESS1 like '%penis%') or
    (ADDRESS1 like '%cock%') or
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%bait%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%dickhead%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%fart%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%gotcha%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%hitman%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%jackal%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%seed%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%sniper%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%spoon%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%stalker%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%sucker%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%trash%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%tracker%') OR
    (ADDRESS1 LIKE '%007%') OR


    (CITY LIKE '%abuse%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%remove%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%unsubscribe%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%cancel%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%spam%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%fuck%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%shit%') OR
    (CITY LIKE 'fag%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%faggot%') OR
    (CITY LIKE 'uce') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%cocksucker%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%cunt%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%delete%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%take me off%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%take_me_off%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%takemeoff%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%off your list%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%off_your_list%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%offyourlist%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%no more mail%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%no_more_mail%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%nomoremail%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%no more email%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%no_more_email%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%nomoreemail%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%stop emailing%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%stop_emailing%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%stopemailing%') OR
    (CITY LIKE 'homo%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%queer%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%stupid%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%dumb%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%retard%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%scum%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%motherfucker%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%liar%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%liars%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%crap%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%bastard%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%never signed up%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%never_signed_up%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%neversignedup%') OR
    (CITY LIKE 'dont') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%test%') OR
    (CITY like '%penis%') or
    (CITY like '%cock%') or
    (CITY LIKE 'ass') OR
    (CITY LIKE 'friend') OR
    (CITY LIKE 'internet') OR
    (CITY like '%penis%') or
    (CITY like '%cock%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%asshole%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%bait%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%bitch%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%dickhead%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%fart%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%gotcha%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%hitman%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%jackass%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%jackal%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%seed%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%sniper%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%spoon%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%stalker%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%sucker%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%trash%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%tracker%') OR
    (CITY LIKE '%007%')
     
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    Thanks for the list Bubbles :rock:
     
  9. Bubbles

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    YW but I'm still REP Power 0 LOL
     
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    Nice list, +rep
     
  11. gspot

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    GOt this one TOday :ha

    Something is very fishy here!!!
    I clicked on the 'opt out' and got a sales order form for 'giant blueberries'! (SLEAZY!!!)
    I never subscribed in the first place, and when I finally found the 'hidden' opt-out page it seemed to indicate that my e-mail address was not valid.
    So, I think someone is hacking your site and e-mailing people you don't even know about!
    I don't blame the 'blueberry people', but somebody is as naive or stupid as the Pakistani government!!!!!
     
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    If you are telling a lie please don't send me emails.I report all scam's to the police so i would advise you to
    +not post these thing's on my page or send to my email.
     
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    "I done been waitin' on my porch for you to get me that job making money on postcards like you promised. I'm quicker than scat and got the senses of a billygoat, the wife done made a batch of fresh lemonade, we'd like you to come up for the weekend and train us."
     
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    LOL...y'all going up????
     
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    wow haha that is great
     
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    This was an actual voice mail left maybe a year ago, but I'll never forget it. I almost packed my bags, too, the thought of that freshly squeezed lemonade and meeting his 21 kids was alluring..
     
  17. DKPMO

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    A voicemail? How did you let them get your phone? That's not required by CAN-SPAM the last time I checked.
     
  18. gspot

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    Eat shit spammer

    NIce and to the point :vroam:
     
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    "this is my dead aunts email, she's dead, please stop mailing it, thanks"

    no joke.
     
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    I'd love for you to buy my house but I'm too busy fucking your father's ass. It's real tight and he likes it a lot.
     

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