Guinness World Record - Broken!

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  1. roundabout

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    DaMadHatter Breaks Guinness World Record!

    REUTERS - East BumbleFuck, USA

    DaMadHatter has made national news today by managing to stay connected and online
    to MailerForum.com for a whopping 22 days straight, only allowing himself to leave his
    chair for "potty breaks, beef sticks, and the occasional tug from the misses"

    "Shit, I didn't even know I was connected in my browser window, to be honest," DaMadHatter
    claimed, until we heard a PM beep, and he had to excuse himself to check his MF email. Caught
    red handed, he returned a minute later, red-faced and with a sheepish grin.

    "I tried sleeping at night, unconnected to MailerForum, and well, I tossed and turned. When
    I'm 'wired in to MF', I sleep better. Please don't write that in your article though!"

    As we left DaMadHatter's offices, he followed us out, watching us closely, mumbling, "By the
    way, have you heard when they'll be issuing the MF shirts? Pens? Paper clips? Condoms? Ok,
    let me know if you hear" and vanished back to his work station.

    His record so far will be unbreakable, unattainable by most, and for that, we salute you DMH!
     
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    Of course he was! He was tuggin it to the gspot lookin for a man thread!!

    :handkiss:
     
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    LOL......I believe DG tugs-it after he rips into anyones post. Nothing like raping into someone's post bareback and than sitting back, to see how crime scene unfolds.
     
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