OK so after reading some post and seeing some nubes get their teeth kicked in

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  1. cosprings

    cosprings New Member

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    OK so after reading some post and seeing some nubes get their teeth kicked in. I thought I would just start by saying hello My name is My. X wink wink. I would say I am not new to the industry as I sold mortgage leads for 9 years from 1999 until 2008 from my lead site called www.iXXXXXshop.com anyway in 2008 the whole mortgage industry imploded and i went under. I can also say that I never personally mailed but I did at the time know a lot of mailers.

    Why am I here you may ask.

    I recently spoke with a old friend about what he was up to and he had some interesting things going on. So rather then work my ass off as I have had to do for the last 4 years I thought I would try to get back into the only thing that ever really made me a living wage.

    So here is my pitch.

    I would like to do 2 things.

    1. I would like to learn how to mail. And yea I know I know why would I want to teach you what I know go learn it yourself. However I do have access to list that I understand are good. I would be willing to mail any offers you may have without expectation of pay in exchange for teaching me how it works.

    2. My friend who vouched for me to be on this site has many offers that pay well and he pays once a week rather then making you wait. I know I know everyone is offering that. I would just love an opportunity to discus these things with you. You can always tell me to hit the streets, pound sand, bite me, get lost or whatever colorful expletive you would care to share.

    I look forward to the verbal tongue lashing that I am about to take on this message board.
    Thanks
    Mr. X
     
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  2. JohnFarrell

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    I know lots of people in colorado springs. I'm guessing you know mailers there? If so hit them up in person you'd probably get better results.
     
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    you had me at "my x wink wink".
     
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    I thought he was talking about his dick.
     
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    Dead giveaway of age, this guy is at least 82 years old to use that expression.

    In any case, we do teach old farts how to mail. Please send $75,000 in unmarked, non sequential $20 bills to:

    Mailer Forum
    1000 Main Street
    Bogusville, USA

    Somebody from our Email Squad should be parachuting down by your neighborhood within 24 hours of payment being received.
     
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    1) Get old
    2) Do something with mortgages
    3) Post to mailerforum
    4) ???
    5) Pound sand
     
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    "The origin of the expression go pound sand is from a longer expression, not to know (have enough sense to) pound sand down a rathole. Filling rat holes with sand is menial work, and telling someone to pound sand down a hole is like telling them to go fly a kite. The expression dates to at least 1912 and is common in the midwestern United States."

    Shit he's 100 years old!

    Can his heart take SpamHaus? lol
     
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    1. I have never pounded sand down a rat hole.
    2. I am not a day south of 1913
    3. I am a little concerned that you are asking for the 75k again. i already sent you the cash via a long lost cousin out of south Africa who sent me a cashiers check for double the amount that i cashed and sent him the balance.
    4.My unit works fine with the right medication.
    5. Spamhaus needs to get life an use the delete button its really not complicated.
     
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    Note: Roundabouts actually started here in the US around 1905. They were essentially abandoned around the 1950s. So that puts you somewhere between 62 and 107 which is it?
     
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    haha mattice wow figured you bought your own island and retired with all the money you made off the mortgage leads back in the day
     
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    Yea not sure who mattice is but the island sank after he bought it and tried a new biz foreign to him. So he is trying to get back in the swing of things.
     
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    Thank you very much may i please a have another
     
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    If you have good data and have a "mailer" friend, what do you need from a forum?
     
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