The fruit of kindness

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  1. HotelMoscow

    HotelMoscow New Member

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    I'm looking for a possible mentor to take me in. I've read up immense amounts on mailing and I happen to have two *nix servers and am looking to get involved. I'm looking for someone to take me in, I'm very tech savy and catch onto things quicky. I have many experience in other fields just looking for someone who will take me under thier wing. Anyways thanks, If anyone is interested pm me an AIM or skype.
     
  2. Jester

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    This is the most obscure request for help I ever read. You typed a whole paragraph and I still have no idea what you mean. Twice you say "looking for someone to take me". You need room and board? Whats going on here Joe.
     
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    I want someone to mentor me into mailing, I apologize if that wasn't already blatantly obvious. I don't have the monetary funds to get started on my own. I understand if the request is too much, I would obviously compensate whoever helps me in due time. I do have some resources just not the monetary funds for a plat and some other things. just wondering if anyone is willing to mentor me in and I would be willing to work for them.
     
  4. DoldGigga

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    Hello. If you are sexy russian woman I take you in my house. Yes?
     
  5. PushSend

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    Seriously? Not even a handful of posts and you're asking for a hand out?? C'mon man...even for a noob this is fuckin' whack!

    :261:
     
  6. asiatiki

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    DoldGigga, you made a similar offer in reply to my mentoring request post on WF but at the time you said I needed to rate a 9 or better on hotornot... Now you are only looking for a sexy russian woman?

    Does that mean your standards have lowered or...?
     
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  7. DoldGigga

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    Ohhhh SNAP! The tiki is bashing russian women!! Why you hatin or you just jealous that most russian women start at 9?? Threesomes are always on the table - and I mean that literally and figuratively. :)

    On a side note, are we now referring to "shamelessly asking for handouts" as a "mentoring"?
     
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    Are you now just negotiating over the price?
     
  9. asiatiki

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    I don't know how much I would rate on hotornot but I know I'm way too hot to trade my body for some info on mailing.

    My brains & personality got me a great mentor and I didn't have to undress for it.
     
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  10. DoldGigga

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    When it comes to women I've found this simple formula to work 99% of the time:

    + Beauty
    + Brains
    + Personality
    -----------------
    - Choose any two

    Anyway my offer still stands [erect] provided you meet the qualifications. :D
     
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    Guys will always be guys... :34:
     

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