The Ultimate Worst Data

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  1. DAgent

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    Dear mailers,

    Our company is willing to provide mailers with service in exchange for the worst data you're ever ran into. The biggest the file is, the bigger access to our services (email platform, data hygiene) you get. The general idea is to compensate mailers for the money they've spent on the worse data feeds ever. In exchange we make our services even smarter, and therefore, more useful to yourselves.

    This is a great opportunity to recover some of the money you thought wasted. There's an immediate return for what you thought it was a bad episode in the past. $15 email database CDs are welcome (and appreciated) as well.

    Contact me in private for this opportunity.
     
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    It sounds like you are perfecting your data scrubbing service. Keep up the good work.

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    This sounds about right, doesn't?

    However, there's absolutely no intention to clean our client's precious data against what people *think* it's "bad" data. Anyone thinking of this deal that way can have peace on his mind that it's certainly not the case.

    Thanks for the kind words though
     
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    $15 CD's? Crap, I paid $99 for all of mine.

    Rage, rage against the dying of the light!
     
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    You're welcome. Keep working your magic.

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